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Aug 9, 2005 17:19:27 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Aug 9, 2005 17:19:27 GMT -5
Meeting 2526. August 8, Year of Our Lord 2005.
Old Business
-Don't leave your food garbage lying around after meetings. If anyone leaves food garbage lying around, he/she will be banned for one meeting. -There is a new garbage can, purchased through tip drill funds, so this new rule should be easy to follow. -Also purchased: three shiny new ashtrays and some make-your-own cigarette products.
New Business
-Weekly dues will be enforced more strictly. Fifty cents, a dollar, or a box of Super Chill will suffice. -Dues will probably go toward some rugs or carpet scraps to cover the basement floor. It will look nicer and we won't ash on the floor. -Double Feature Night: Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore? -A Regal mixed drink was discussed. One suggestion was a combination of Powerade, Super Chill, Blatz, and Tang. -A vote was passed that established Andy LeMay as Master of Libation Mixology. You may call him "barkeep." -There should be a mixed drink section in the Regal Cookbook, which we will begin work on soon. -It was suggested that the Member of the Week list his/her favorite song, and then walk in to the meeting while the song plays. -Send pictures in to regalsocialclub@hotmail.com if you want to be Member of the Week. -Meetings will go back to one day a week (Wednesday) when school starts.
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Aug 11, 2005 15:04:18 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Aug 11, 2005 15:04:18 GMT -5
2526 Annual Meeting. August 10, Year of Our Lord 2005.
Old Business
-Videotaping meetings for a possible documentary has been discussed many a time, and some think that now is the time to act. -It was suggested that we record a meeting, study it, and then repeat it exactly the next year. -We need to start up the hookah again. -Someone starting talking about Regal Spooky Club, and then everyone argued for about twenty minutes about who was with Mike and Matt when they watched Nightmare on Elm Street.
New Business
-There should be a Regal Golf Day. Maybe we won't actually golf, but we'll dress like golfers and go to the pro shop to talk about stuff. -"Tee it high and let it fly, that's what I always say," said Matt Neubert. Later, Derek Skillings said, "I'm driving it into chicks all the time." -John Daly is good. -There should be a Regal Sledding Club this winter. -Someone suggested a Regal Club Club, and then everyone started saying "club" a lot.
The meeting adjourned at 1:10 a.m.
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Aug 25, 2005 11:11:28 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Aug 25, 2005 11:11:28 GMT -5
Meeting 2527. August 24, Year of Our Lord 2005.
Members Present: ButtFeast, Derek, MaT.Rex, Biz, Mike, and Michelle.
Old Business
-The meeting was delayed while Derek, Erik, and Mike kind of wrestled while murmuring "wrestle." -The next Double Feature night should be Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers. -Erik is glad that Derek's back from Hawaii. -"You have a nice ass." -Gizmo and Jabba went to the vet today. Everyone should try to be extra nice to them. -Derek did an impressive impression of Jabba's growl. -Erik read a Flannery O'Connor story that reminded him of Gizmo and Jabba's relationship. He would like everyone to imagine Gizmo in a Civil War outfit, and Jabba in a sundress. -"It had all the right ingredients, but somebody burned the cake" = funny. -Everyone played air guitar for a few moments.
New Business
-We should watch "Every Which Way But Loose." -There will be no more Monday night meetings, effective immediately. Because of school. However, Erik and Derek are enrolled in a Jazz and Blues lecture class with Mr. Aloisio on Monday nights, and all other members can and should attend. -Official statement: Louie Anderson is really really funny. -Erik doesn't say "You haven't seen that movie?!?! You NEED to!!" anymore, and encourages you to follow suit. -The Regal Social Club should get into Insane Clown Posse (ICP) and watch professional wrestling. -We should also collect information on Andre the Giant, then write and publish a biography. -Bolo set the minor league record for home runs. -The RSC should use euphemisms as often as possible. For example: Phrase: "Pass me the cup" Euphemism: "Shoot the monkey this way" Phrase: "That's a good idea." Euphemism: "Man, that really blows back my curtains." -We need to figure out the RSC's official position on Bam from Viva La Bam. -Regarding sports: In general, the Regal Social Club will root for the underdog. -What percentage of RSC members sleep with a fan on? Someone start a poll, please. -"That'll cat," as in "Yeah, that'll cat." -If you have a question, try saying "N-word me this." Like "riddle me this." ("It's cause they lie, and they're tricksters." -Sean)
Meeting adjourned at 12:24 a.m.
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Sept 1, 2005 19:31:46 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Sept 1, 2005 19:31:46 GMT -5
The Twenty-Nine Hundreth Meeting. August 31, Year of Our Lord 2005.
Members Present: Derek, Erik, Erikson, Matt Neubert, Matt Lundquist, Andy, Michelle, Mike, Max, Mavcop, Adam, Drew, and Carl.
Old Business
-Reminder: The Regal Social Club Book Club starts Wednesday. You should have read at least the first three stories. There may be a quiz. -Jogging Club will prolly be on Thursday evenings. -"Viva la Bam is regal." Mavcop motioned for the vote. Drew seconded that emotion. The motion was defeated. -"Bam is unregal." Derek motioned for the vote. Drew seconded that emotion. The motion passed. -Mike hasn't brought the video camera like he said he would. If he doesn't bring it next week, he's screwed. -"Mike is screwed." Derek motioned for the vote. Mavcop seconded that emotion. The motion passed.
New Business
-There's a new ashtray. It's big, and has a pistol. -We have a Mad Libs book in the basement. -Michelle's 21st birthday is on Saturday, so we're all gonna get totally blatzed at Mac's. -The Randy Ratio...nobody cares. -"Drew is going to be hired full-time at the Post Office." Drew motioned for the vote. Mike seconded that emotion. Motion passed. -There's a Nerf gun in the basement. Everyone is encouraged to buy their own Nerf weaponry, and we can play cops and robbers. But be sure to pick up your balls/arrows after you shoot them so they don't get lost or stolen. -Sign up for the Renaissance Festival tickets. -Max is going to the rugby games, if anyone's interested. You can set up an elaborate screen tent. -Don't post in the Minutes thread. -Consider an RSC Parents Night. -We should bring back Joey from Blossom's "Whoa!"
Meeting adjourned at 11:49 p.m.
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Sept 9, 2005 12:09:30 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Sept 9, 2005 12:09:30 GMT -5
"To Kill a Mockingbird" Special Edition Commemorative Special Edition Meeting: A Vote Mac's Bar or Face/Off? 6 for Mac's - vote passes
Meeting #3001 September 7, Year of Our Lord 2005.
Members Present: Derek, Erik, Mark Neubert, Matt Lundquist, Michelle, Mike, Max, Mavcop, Carl, Biz.
Old Business
-Mike is still screwed, since he hasn't brought the video camera like he promised.
New Business
-Robin Hood is a Communist. -Communism is desirable in a way, but it doesn't work. -Bolo escaped Communism. -Communism - no; Socialism - yes. -Communism kills foreigners - good. -"Not in our backyard." -Vote: TJ is against communism in public, but not in private. Vote passed. -Addendum - he thinks he hides it well, but he doesn't. -The first meeting of the Regal Social Club Book Club was a smashing success...Erik thinks that the chicken looked like a vagina. -Vote: Derek's joke about the chicken was good. Vote passed. -Vote: Biz wants to sleep outside in a tent during a thunderstorm. Vote failed. -RSC Book Club can't go until 9:30 anymore. Mike motioned, Matt Lundquist seconded. -Erik: "Go fuck yourself." -Matt Neubert: "Fuckin' mind your own business, assholes." -Vote: Book Club should be done by 8:00. Vote passed. -Vote: Those people not in the book club should go fuck themselves. Vote passed. -Whoever HU'd so violently during that vote - you need to think about what you've done. -New Slogan? - "Geez, have you seen the gas prices?" -Motion: Regal Social Club should be a place where you don't feel comfortable sharing your feelings or admitting that you worry about things. -New Slogan? - "Why don't you go fuck yourself?" -Gameboy...aliens...who cares. -NFL...football...boring. -Derek is Mr. Bitches. -Get yourself a Nerf gun - on sale at Target. -Vote: At the end or at the beginning of each meeting, we should have a full minute of enthusiastic laughter. Vote passed.
Meeting adjourned at 10:38 p.m.
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Sept 22, 2005 20:46:34 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Sept 22, 2005 20:46:34 GMT -5
Meeting #3003 September 21, Year of Our Lord 2005.
Members Present: Derek, Erik, Mark Neubert, Matt Lundquist, Michelle, Mike, Max, Mavcop, Biz. Later, Erikson and Adam.
Old Business
-Mike is still screwed. -Vote: Mike cares. Vote failed.
New Business
-The first Regal Social Club meeting occured in 1975. It consisted of David Bowie in a hotel room watching multiple television sets, probably wishing he had a cigarette and some Blatz. -Resident Evil 2: phenomenal (according to Derek) -We spent fifteen seconds saying slang words for "breasts." -"The RSC is disappointed by the Vikings." Motion by Erik. Max seconded that emotion. Vote passed. (Though, as discussed, we're disappointed but not worried about it.) -Jenelle Leech is on the way. -Something must be done about Carl's posts. -Vote: Administrators can fuck with people's posts. Vote passed. -Vote: We need two coals on the hookah. Vote passed. -RSC should get Guitar Man, a video game. Just think about it for a little while. -Vote: The Regal Social Club should buy the robo dancing singing karaoke pirate skeleton. Vote passed. -Matt is good at counting. So pay your weekly dues. -Vote: We should get a new VP. Vote passed. -Vote: There should be a trial period to see if Mike LaMont will come back to us. Vote passed. -The skeleton could be the new VP. Think about it. -We should put a hit out on Dan Leech. He never comes to the meetings anymore. -Betsy is having an All-Hallow's Satan's Birthday party the Friday before Halloween. -RSC members should work on blueprints for a Danson machine. -Vote: Double Trouble needs a title. Vote passed. -Minute of laughter.
Meeting adjourned at 11:37 p.m.
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Oct 13, 2005 14:20:12 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Oct 13, 2005 14:20:12 GMT -5
3006th Meeting. Pirate Skeleton Meeting. October 12, Year of Our Lord 2005.
Members Present: Derek, Erik, Biz, Mark Neubert, Matt Lundquist, Andy, Michelle, Mike, Max, Mavcop, Adam, and Carl.
Old Business
-No video camera, of course.
New Business
-"I'm totally sweet!" -Skeleton -Matt's newest title should be Regal Party Monster. Matt motioned for the vote. Mavcop seconded that emotion. Motion passed. -Adam is going to contruct an RSC Bong? Adam motioned for the vote. Max seconded that emotion. Motion passed. -We should introduce ourselves to the skeleton. Biz motioned for the vote. Mavcop seconded that emotion. Motion passed. We never did it, though. -Matt suggested we name the skeleton "Tim Eggs." Nobody seconded. The issue will be discussed in the forums. -The skeleton hates fags. Matt motioned for the vote. Biz seconded that emotion. Motion passed. -The skeleton hates those fucking taxes. Erik motioned for the vote. Matt seconded that emotion. Motion passed. -Mavcop suggested that we refer to "October" as "Rocktober" from now on. Everyone seconded, and the motion passed resoundingly. -The skeleton is the RSC Holder. -Mavcop can get married. Biz motioned for the vote. Mike seconded that emotion. Motion passed. -Whoever's speaking into the skeleton needs to wear a blanket over them. Erik motioned for the vote. Mavcop seconded that emotion. Motion passed. -Adam's laugh kicks ass. Matt motioned for the vote. Max seconded that emotion. Motion passed. -We should most definitely have RSC Caroling. Erik motioned for the vote. Max seconded that emotion. Motion passed. -Lunchbox suggested that we give Biz the new nickname "Clean Lungs" and someone else suggested "Queen Lungs." -Mavcop said, "Biz, you don't smoke?! What the fuck?!" -He also said, "Did you know that you can just throw a bullet at someone real hard and it'll still hurt?"
Meeting adjourned at 10:24 p.m.
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Oct 22, 2005 18:04:01 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Oct 22, 2005 18:04:01 GMT -5
Meeting #3004. October 19, Year of Our Lord 2005.
Members Present: Derek, Rusty, Mark Neubert, Matt Lundquist, Michelle, Mike, Max, Mavcop, Adam, Drew, and Tim.
Old Business
-Mavcop got married.
New Business
-Someone asked Mavcop if he boned his wife. The skeleton said "I'm good at boning things!" -The skeleton's name is Timothy J. Eggs. The "J" stands for Jim, and the "Jim" stands for victory. -Dan Leech should be the RSC Grunge Monkey. Matt motioned for the vote. Max seconded that emotion. Motion passed. -Rusty is the Scientology Advisor.
Meeting adjourned at 11:40 p.m.
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Nov 20, 2005 23:46:46 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Nov 20, 2005 23:46:46 GMT -5
Meeting #69. November 16, Year of Our Lord 2005.
Members Present: Derek, Mark Neubert, Matt Lundquist, Michelle, Mike, Max, Erik, Matthias, Tim.
Old Business
-Someone said, "Come to order!" and laughed lewdly. Then someone else said, "Twat?! I cunt hear you!" Everyone laughed. Ha ha ha. -When should we go caroling? A vote was passed saying "we'll see".
New Business
-Erik's balls are pretty hairy, and he's thinking about shaving them, but he's nervous. -Betsy's title was discussed. "Wet T-Shirt Contest" won out. Congratulations, Betsy! -Erik wanted a new title. A vote for "Moustache Ride Attendant" was passed. -I think Carl said, "Strong enough for a man, gentle enough for an alien." -A vote for Jennelle Leech to be the official RSC "Slut/Slutbox" was passed. -Someone needed to have the title "RSC Backup Plan" or "Plan B". We decided on Dan Dinsmore. I can't remember which title we chose, though.
Meeting adjourned at 12:10 a.m.
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Jan 13, 2006 0:43:44 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Jan 13, 2006 0:43:44 GMT -5
Meeting Forty-teen January 11, Year of Our Lord 1847
Members Present: Derek, Michelle, Mike, Matt Lundquist, Biz, Max.
Old Business
Mike happened to have his parent's video camera, so I guess he's not screwed anymore. We should tape something next week. At Mac's Bar and Grill.
New Business
Derek's stepdad has a shirt that says, "Kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out." He also has a shirt that says, "Happiness=an AK47, plenty of ammo, and a steady trigger finger." This meeting was held on our President's birthday. He received a Nerf rifle. There will be some Nerf wars at the house, which will be fun.
That's all.
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Aug 11, 2006 11:10:38 GMT -5
Post by Abraham 'Lasers' Lincoln on Aug 11, 2006 11:10:38 GMT -5
Hi! As Divine Chronicleer, I'm filling in for Mitchel, who's totally lame and missed the meeting because of her lameness.
Minutes for RSC's 7th annual meeting, 8/09/06 BE (Bolo Era) Opening Statements at 8:29:32 pm
Bearfist resigns as interim prez, general consensus that new prez should be elected. Sean Davis, Drew Morehouse, Max Brennan nominated, seconded. Vote thought over; anarchy reigns for about 10 minutes. TJ Junso & Sean Davis' "girlfriend" nominated; Sean Davis' "girlfriend "rejects nomination. Sean Davis and TJ Junso reject nomination.
Election held: Drew Morehouse wins by 2 votes. Max elected as VP on general consensus because we thought it'd be funny to elect someone who wasn't at the meeting yet.
Old Business: -Meeting offered to Bolo and dedicated to Derek Skillings, because he died in a car accident in Canada while driving to Hawaii. We'll miss you, Derek. -Memorial for Castle of Friendship poroposed (possibly a 15 minute Hu?) Topic never resolved. -It was decided that we need a picture of Biz on the wall so that any time anyone says 'business', we all point to it. It was also decided that we need a loaded revolver mounted on the wall as well.
New Business: -Sean Davis doesn't like the movie Bolo. It was debated to open with a different movie--specifically Purple Rain--and the motion was passed on a tiebreaker vote by Kevin "Shockadelica" Sorbo. -It was decided that the movie Bolo can't be shut off if we had already started watching it, and where it was 15 seconds into the movie, Bolo was watched anyways. -The Twins won at about this time. It was 8:50:40pm -Every meeting must have at least one Major 'PSYCH!' joke, and a Major 'NOT!' joke can be added for bonus points. The psych joke must be voted on to determine if it's major or not. -Sonny from POD elected as the new RSC pet, since Gizmo probably died in the car accident as well. -There's gonna be a bonfire at Adam Chilicheese's house. It's going to mostly be burning garbage. Hey, maybe he should stop slacking and put directions on the board. -The word 'Matti-esque' is now a part of RSC vernacular. It can be used as an adjective to describe a shirt with deer, ducks, or other nature scenes on it ("Hey! This Terry Redlin shirt sure is Mattiesque!") or to descibe the spilling of food on one's self ("Aww man, I got spaghetti-o's all over my polo! How Mattiesque of me!") -Sean Davis' "girlfriend" was elected RSC massuese. -Andy LeMay given title of "RSC #1 Dad". He might have to fight TJ for it, and TJ has huge calves, so it could get hairy.
All new business passed. Meeting adjourned.
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Oct 12, 2006 4:01:20 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Oct 12, 2006 4:01:20 GMT -5
Thirteenth Annual Regal Social Club Meeting. October 11, Year of Our Lord 1847.
Members Present: Me, Eric, Andy, Carl, Max, Dylan, Mike, Alaina, Sean Davis, Adam, and Lunchbox.
Old Business
-Andy said, "Do we have a dick out rule?"
New Business
-North Mankato Trash Days. Are they still having that? Motion passed. -We should drive around there and look for stuff. Motion passed. -Sunny (the cat) is a certified bastard. Motion passed. -Carl wanted a new title. We decided on RSC Deacon. The motion passed, although Eric Boyd was in Catrallance. -RSC Sean Davis' Girlfriend wanted a new title, too, even though she already has that one. Anyway, "RSC The Rapist" was motioned for and passed. -The next Regal meeting will be "Rocktober in November" to celebrate the new Guitar Hero game. -When Eric Boyd expressed how glad he was that he was there with us, Andy said, "I think I mean this for the all of us when I say...I love you." -Announcement: Lunchbox has a friend at Wacky Bear or whatever who can make some embroidered shirts. They will be...wait for it...Bolo Polos! -We discussed something that is in the "That thing we talked about at the meeting." thread. It's kind of a secret. If you don't know, ask. You might get to be someone who knows, but you might not. -Dustin is the RSC Toastmaster General. Passed by an executive decision.
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Nov 9, 2006 14:12:30 GMT -5
Post by Kimchi on Nov 9, 2006 14:12:30 GMT -5
First Bi-Annual Bolo Celebration Meeting. November 8, Year of Our Lord 1847.
Members Present: Me, Max, Biz, Mike. Honorary members Nick Thumper and Dylan Schultz.
Old Business
-Nothing.
New Business
-We went to the Regal basement, and took one of those poles. The one that Adam didn't "accidently" tear down. -We decided that when some people get here like Derek, Erik, and Dan Leech, that we'll have a big party at the old house. If we end up getting arrested all together, it will be that much more fun. Since the basement is empty, there's more room for dancing. -Some people starting talking about a workout machine called a "lat pulldown," and Dylan said, "It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah," while doing the lat pulldown motion. -Max said, "Carl doesn't even have a car and there's a car in his name." It was decided that his new nickname shall be "Carless." -There's a little fort in the basement, and a motion was made and passed that someone should have to sit in the fort throughout every meeting. -It was agreed that Max speaks Marvcrop.
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